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Episode 21 - Pee is a Girl's Best Friend

Saturday, December 06, 2008 4:20 PM

Episode 21 of Pure Evil Entertainment


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On this very special episode of Pure Evil Entertainment, it is revealed that Ken's girlfriend and occasional show guest Carrie is pregnant! Despite Ken's prolonged use of marijuana as a contraceptive, his little guys found their way. Congratulations Ken and Carrie. Paul and David of course bust Ken's balls for a couple hours.


Coincidentally, P.E.E. has a new sponsor, the Fetus Extractor. Paul plays the Fetus Extractor commercial, and David surprises everyone when he pulls a product sample from his bag.


Nicole is watching Lifetime Movies, Paul likes VH1's Rock of Love, Paul David and Nicole recount their strip club adventure from two weeks ago, David has his car window broken and Sirius radio stolen, and Paul is still trying to get in shape.


The Artist of the Week is the Geoff Stein Project. Check them out at http://www.myspace.com/geoffsteinproject


Tune in Live on January 3th at 1pm pacific time. Until then, please enjoy our past shows.

Episode 20 - 30 Thousand Gallons of Pee

Saturday, November 22, 2008 4:20 PM

Episode 20 of Pure Evil Entertainment


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Guerilla marketing and a mention on a national radio show give P.E.E. a surge in downloads of the show. Since the last show, over 30,000 people all over the world have downloaded Episode 19. Syndicate Radio was hijacked and P.E.E. was blamed. David is hungover, Stoney K is pissed off, Carrie is absent again.


Paul gets a stomach bug and vomits 30 times in 12 hours, David reads Bugliosi's book indicting George H.W. Bush, Stoney K is still pissed off, and Paul convinced David to go with him an Nicole to the strip club after the show, with the bonus that Nicole will read the news today.




The Artist of the Week is K626. Check them out at http://www.myspace.com/k626


Tune in Live on December 6th at 1pm pacific time. Until then, please enjoy our past shows.

Episode 19 - Pee is Hot and Sexy

Saturday, November 08, 2008 4:00 PM

Episode 19 of Pure Evil Entertainment


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Carrie suspiciously absent from the show, Nicole is in Spokane with her parents, but David’s fiancé Beth dropped by to have fun with the gang. Ken’s 30th birthday cake almost set the studio on fire. Ken voted for Barak Obama, Paul got drunk and didn’t vote at all, but he did get another Red Light traffic violation. Paul drinks his expired Diet Pepsi, Beth writes the show’s website address on the 28 five dollar bills that Paul got from the grocery store ATM machine.


The Artist of the Week is RIOT:NOISE. Check them out at http://www.myspace.com/riotnoisemusic


The Tips from the Bong bit tanks as usual thanks to an unusually quiet Stoney K. David and Beth share the task of reading the news. David gets quite a kick out of the Exploding Chicken story, and Paul can't stop his impression of the convict who shot up some trick or treaters on Halloween.


This is the best episode of P.E.E. to date, please tell your friends to tune in Live on November 22nd at 1pm pacific time. Until then, please enjoy our past shows.

Episode 18 - Pee Before You Pump

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 1:43 PM

Episode 18 of Pure Evil Entertainment

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Pure Evil Entertainment is LIVE Saturdays at 1pm Pacific 4pm Eastern on www.pureevilentertainment.com and Morning Show Central.


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Episode 17 - Almost Legal Pee

Saturday, October 11, 2008 8:08 PM

Episode 17 of Pure Evil Entertainment is the funniest episode yet!

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Pure Evil Entertainment is LIVE Saturdays at 1pm Pacific 4pm Eastern on Syndicate Radio and Morning Show Central.


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Episode 16 - Pee All Over Your Chatroom

Saturday, September 27, 2008 4:09 PM

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Pure Evil Entertainment is LIVE Saturdays at 1pm Pacific 4pm Easter on Syndicate Radio and Morning Show Central.


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Episode 15 - Live Streaming Pee

Saturday, September 13, 2008 3:44 PM

Every new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment is now streamed LIVE with Video!

Paul starts the show off expressing how much he enjoys doing the show LIVE on a Friday night. Paul and his girlfriend Nicole went to Olive Garden for lunch, and Paul has some mixed opinions about the popular Italian restaurant-chain. Paul and David talk about tipping in restaurants and the quality of service they expect.

Paul almost missed the show because of some work-related mishaps. Eventually Paul gives the show’s plugs, encouraging listeners to go to www.pureevilentertainment.com ,www.morningshowcentral.com , and www.myspace.com/pureevilentertainment to listen to the show, which is now streaming live, audio and video.

Paul reads some emails from angry listeners, and David tries to get Stoney K to read an apology for the racist comments he made about Presidential candidate Barack Obama on Episode 14, but as always Stoney K thinks it’s one big joke.

Hurricane Ike ravages the Turks and Caicos Islands, which is ranked number 5 with P.E.E. listeners.

P.E.E. announces their attempt to set a world-record for longest live internet radio show, which you can watch and hear LIVE on October 25, 2008.

The Artist of the Week for this episode is a great band called The Flood. Check out their music at www.thefloodishere.com

This hilarious episode is filled with talk about the Presidential race, Sarah Palin’s dysfunctional family, pissed-off Oakland school janitors, Tree-Sitters, movies, the new Metallica album, and David’s News.



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Episode 14 - Super Pee Password

Saturday, August 30, 2008 4:29 PM

Episode 14 of Pure Evil Entertainment is back from a 2 week vacation! The show bursts out of the gate with a political discussion about John McCain choosing a woman (Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska). Paul is certain that this strategic move has guaranteed McCain the U.S. Presidency. Stoney K, of course, doesn’t care as long as that n***** Obama doesn’t win.


After the last show (Episode 13) P.E.E. took 4 weeks off, and a lot has happened during that time! Paul announces that the show is now being broadcast on Morning Show Central (www.morningshowcentral.com), a 24-hour streaming internet radio show run by Chris, the host of Uncensored Net Noise. The show is broadcast on Sundays at 12pm pacific time. Paul also announces that the show will be broadcasting live beginning Episode 15, on September 13. Check the myspace site and www.pureevilentertainment.com for details.


Pure Evil Entertainment is now accepting applications for interns. Kyle and Candace are the two front-runners for internship, but Paul is leaning toward Kyle, since Candace lost her cellular phone at a wedding- not a good omen.


Paul and David talk about an MMA fight show called EliteXC, which looks more like the old WWF wresting that mixed martial arts cage fighting.


The Artist of the Week for Episode 14 is a San Francisco group called Organic Junk Fude (www.organicjunkfude.net)


Over the break Paul and David both took their girlfriends to see The Dark Knight at the IMAX Theater in Dublin, California. Everyone agrees that this was the best Batman movie to date. The conversation turn to Heath Ledger and the best movies he’s been in before his untimely death. The cast discuss the deaths of Bernie Mac, LeRoi Moore from The Dave Matthews Band, and Christina Applegate’s double mastectomy.


On a lighter note, Jenna Jameson wants to remain a devout Catholic, yet still have kids outside of wedlock.


David’s significant other had a birthday, but David didn’t spend $2000 in Vegas like the father who took his 21 year old daughter and 10 of her friends to a night club then claimed that they were "financially raped"


Paul and his girlfriend Nicole took a weekend vacation in Santa Cruz and ended up drinking whiskey and watching Olympic Women’s Weightlifting. Road master Paul also took a trip to the Fresno area for work and hated his room at the Marriott.


David goes to Paramount’s Great America and is chided by a mother who let her teenage daughter get naked in the middle of the water park.


David hosts Super Pee Password, based on the popular 1960’s game show. Tune in to hear this hilarious train-wreck and find out who loses!


Music, games, David’s News and Weather, and a lot more, on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment.


News, Weather, David's rant, Artist of the Week, plugs, music, and tons of hilarity on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment.

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Episode 13 - Pee in the Punch Bowl

Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:38 PM

The show begins with the gang recapping Episode 12. Stoney K reports that Carrie is out watching a friend run a marathon, and hence her absence from the show.

David tells a story about Spectator Racing and spending the weekend in a race car.

The gang discuss Snake Mann, who apparently will do *almost* anything if the price is right. Nick Hogan turned 18 recently. David and Paul come up with dozens of uses for John Graziano's head-crater.

News, Weather, David's rant, Artist of the Week, plugs, music, and tons of hilarity on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment.

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Episode 12 - Never Should You Ever have Pee on your Birthday

Saturday, July 19, 2008 4:18 PM

On this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment, the cast celebrates Paul's 28th birthday by enormous amount of alcohol. The show begins with Paul placing an on-air call to Verizon Wireless customer service to complain about his final bill. After spending over 20 minutes on the phone with Bree, Paul finally gets his $30.00 discount.

Stoney K reveals that Carrie, the challenger in last show's Mayo Eating Contest, is in fact his girlfriend of 8 months.

After a few minutes of bullshitting, David takes charge of the show and begins the "Never-Should-You-Ever-Be Newlywed Game". Please listen to the show right now, to hear this hilarious game and find out whether Paul and Nicole or Ken and Carrie are the better couple.

By the end of the game, everyone but David is thoroughly shit-faced. Tips from the Bong is canceled, David reads the News and Weather, and much more on this week's new episode. The entire cast agrees, this 3 and a half hour show is the funniest installment of P.E.E.

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Episode 11 - Sitting Down to Pee

Sunday, July 06, 2008 1:15 PM

Pure Evil Entertainment is back with a brand new episode for July 5th. Paul opens the show with a quick chat a couple of info-mercials: The Magic Jack and the video of the guy selling Samurai swords. As usual, Stoney K is having problems speaking into the microphone and never says more than two words at a time.

The Artist of the Week is local talent Deep End Ant (www.myspace.com/deependant). A mix of eccentric beats and lyrics, Deep End Ant hits home, and hits hard. Check out his myspace page and add him as a friend.

Paul reads some listener emails. One listeners claims that the results of last episode’s mayo challenge were falsified, and David agrees. Paul, however, stands by the official decision. The crew recap last episode’s mayonnaise eating and introduce the Mayo Eating Contest Final Round.

Carrie, a super-fan from Santa Clara, California is in the studio as the show’s first Challenger. Calling David a pussy, Carrie is confident she can finish an 8oz jar of mayonnaise faster than David. Though she won’t play the game topless, Carrie is a great sport and swears that she has no abnormal mayonnaise fetish. Paul starts the official Mayo Timer and the contestants begin chowing down. Download the show right now to hear this hilarious segment and find out the results of the Mayo Eating Contest.

After the contest, the cast discusses Nick Hogan and John Graziano (the kid who had half his brain removed thanks to Nick Hogan) and say goodbye to George Carlin who died of heart failure in Los Angeles. Paul plays clips of his favorite Carlin bits and the gang discusses their favorite comedians. Beth, the official Pure Evil Entertainment Studio Wench brings drinks and makes sandwiches for the cast members, as the gang tries to come up with the next eating challenge.

In his usual Hitler-eque manner, Paul orders David to read the news and weather, then plays sound effects over the entire thing, throwing David’s bad grammar and reading skills even further off the mark.

Paul tries to introduce the Tips from the Bong segment, but to no one’s surprise is having computer problems. David improvises the theme music playing a Hootie and the Blowfish song for Stoney K. Paul and David discuss music while Ken smokes more pot. Stoney K’s one word answers to the listener’s questions blow the bit to hell, and evoke a lot of ball-busting from the rest of the cast.

Things get a little weird in the last segment with David’s Prince Albert making an appearance.

Cock Rings, Mayonnaise, Nazi’s, and a whole lotta pee, only on Pure Evil Entertainment!

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Episode 10 - Pee Flavored Mayo

Sunday, June 22, 2008 10:32 AM

The show opens with a quick discussion of the heat wave that has hit the Californian coast. Paul reluctantly announces the Mayo Eating Contest Qualification Round. Since no contestants came forward willing to participate in the much talked about Mayo Eating Contest, Paul decided to play the "Um Game" with a little twist- every time someone says the word "um" that person takes a bite of mayonnaise.

Paul starts off with a few "ums" and easily downs some mayo, as Ken announces that he's found a female contestant willing to compete in the Mayo Eating Contest. She will challenge the winner (or rather, the loser) of today's qualification round.

Paul and Ken briefly go over the history of mayonnaise. Ken is more quiet than usual, not wanted to have to eat any mayo. David slips up a few times discussing Nick Hogan's mom Linda's 19-year old boyfriend, and the status of John Graziano, who was severely injured in Nick Hogan's car crash.

Paul introduces the artist of the week- a local blues singer and guitarist named Coyote Slim. You can check out him and his dirty, delta blues style at www.coyoteslim.com

After the break, Paul's girlfriend Nichole takes the score-keeping duties away from David, after Paul cited a conflict of interest. The gang decides to let Nichole keep track of the 'um' usage and at the beginning of the next segments, each contestant will have to eat as many scoops of mayo as required.

In a failed attempt to get Ken on the scoreboard, Paul begins the Tips from the Bong segment. With everyone unwilling to become too talkative, Paul plays a new prank call, and an old prank call from the last show.

Paul offers David the opportunity to explain a mysterious voice mail he left on Paul's voicemail the night before, which scores David another half-dozen scoops of mayo. Next, Paul asks David to read today's weather report, doing his best to get David to fuck up.

David's Rant is next and the gang discuss the R. Kelly trial, Coyote Slim, the Fuck This List, and the final results of the Mayo Contest Qualification Round are announced.

All that and more on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment!

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Episode 9 - The World is Drowning in Pee

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Episode 8 - Time to Pull Out

Saturday, May 24, 2008 10:08 PM

Back from a week's break, the show begins with sad news that the Mayo Eating Contest has been postponed until the Show can find someone willing to compete against David. David, who has a bloody red dot on his head from breaking his headphones just before going on the air, tells the gang about taking his fiance to a strip club for Mother's Day and how the strippers were following him around all night, waiting for his money.


Feeling bad about not giving David time to speak about the topics he wanted to last show, Paul grants David a dedicated segment each show to rant about whatever he wants. Paul and Stoney K goof on David for the red dot that remains on David's forehead for the entire show.


"Stripaway", a new P.E.E. sponsor is introduced by a new commercial. Another bit played on today's show is a prank phone call made by Jonah, a new character that sounds a lot like Paul, into a paranormal talk show.


The gang talks about Welfare, single mothers, Gay Marriage, the Santa Cruz wildfires, and a lot more, on this week's episode of Pure Evil Entertainment!



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Episode 7 - Jacob Gets a Woody

Saturday, May 10, 2008 8:27 PM

This brand new episode of P.E.E. begins with Paul bringing up the new Indiana Jones film and the gang discuss their favorite "Dr. Jones" films. The conversation turns to the argument between Paul and David from two weeks ago, with both sides agreeing to split the responsibilities of the show. David agrees to take care of all the scheduling duties since Paul thinks he is suffering from early onset Alzheimer's.


After catching himself text messaging David while on the crapper, Paul admits that he's retarded. David and Paul discuss text messaging, the inability to escape their PDA's, while Ken stays relatively quite with a stomach ache. Paul admits to talking on his Bluetooth while taking a crap, having sex with his girlfriend, and finally taking a bath 72 hours later.


Jacob Ashby receives kudos for his work on last week's Another P.E.E. Special, but then he takes some flack for never being live in the studio and for a phone call he placed from home into The Woody Show, on San Francisco's Live 105.


David was then ridiculed for his inability to speak properly when clips were played of him flubbing his bumper lines, but David redeems himself by reading a mock-weather report almost without a hitch.


The Show takes an odd turn after the break when a commercial from a new sponsor is played. (P.E.E. does NOT advocate Rape!)


Photos found on the internet of nude female celebrities are viewed and discussed- the gang deciding that Alyson Hannigan does not have a sex tape, and that Nicole Kidman is Paul's favorite female celebrity.


The Show returns from another break talking about the contests they are planning for future shows and how a bathroom microphone would be a huge help during those contests.


All that and more on this week's episode of Pure Evil Entertainment!



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Episode 6 - Another P.E.E. Special - Hosted by Jacob Ashby

Saturday, May 03, 2008 2:10 PM

Jacob Ashby is back in The Apartment to host his second P.E.E. Special. In this episode, Jacob interviews both Paul and David about the argument they had during last week's Show (Episode 5).

The interviews reveal some of the inner workings of Pure Evil Entertainment as Paul and David discuss their thoughts and feelings about last week's argument.

Jacob Ashby is certainly proving himself to be a valuable part of Pure Evil Entertainment!

Stay Evil!

Episode 5 - Set in Stoned, The Beginning of the End?

Sunday, April 27, 2008 7:29 AM

This new episode of the Pure Evil Entertainment Show welcomes back Stoney K as a permanent fixture on the show. This week begins with Paul telling a story about his hardships during the week, which includes waiting 6 hours for his mechanic to replace the brake pads on his car, a visit to his Filipino dentist, and a not so fun mini-vacation to a local hotel.

The conversation becomes heated when Paul confronts David about the P.E.E. Special that was hosted by Jacob Ashby last week. Paul argues that he should have been consulted before the show was produced and claims that he never gave his consent for the Test Show clips to be aired. David contends that Paul did in fact give his consent, saying that the show was a big hit and demanding a thank you from Paul. Stoney K remains neutral for a time, then finally takes Paul's side of the argument.

During the second segment, Paul and David discuss the new Myspace pages created for both Stoney K and Jacob Ashby, while Paul still can't let go of his perceived betrayal by David.

New bumpers are introduced and the Show makes a request of the audience to take a brief online survey, so that they might eventually begin earning some advertising dollars.

The 420 Show is recapped and the team discusses a couple interesting news articles.

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Episode 4 - The P.E.E. Special

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 7:04 PM

Jacob Ashby hosts the first ever P.E.E. Special. Hired to build a broadcasting table for Paul and David, Jacob decides to record a show, presenting the listeners with clips from the original Test Shows that Paul and David never aired.

Episode 3 - The 420 Show

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:15 PM

Paul introduces Stoney K, the Show's resident pothead and reads some of the emails that arrived during the previous week. Dave and Paul discuss the joy of clothes shopping with their girlfriends, and whether or not it would be a wise choice to go on vacation to the Philippines with your dentist.


Dave and Paul discuss the history of cannabis and the history of the Cannabis Cup while Stoney colors the conversation with hits from his own Jack Daniels bong. Stoner Trivia makes its P.E.E. debut and Stoney K narrowly passed with a low D and surprised Dave and Paul by dropping the N-Bomb, while contending that he is not a racist. The mysterious origin of the term '420' is finally solved, and all the great stoner movies since 1968 are discussed, with each cast member talking about their favorite movies.


Dave and Paul discuss Tommy Chong and Nick Diaz, the pro-pot MMA fighter from Stockton, CA. Other pro-pot celebrities are discussed and the show finally comes to a stop after two and a half hours.

Episode 2 - Back for More?

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 5:46 PM

Dave and Paul discuss the Annual Highway 1 Pub Crawl, the 420 Show and other things.

Episode 1 - Maiden Voyage

Monday, March 31, 2008 12:00 AM

Dave and Paul talk about April 20th show, a box of alcohol Dave brought over. Paul explains how his car got broken into last week. They discuss crime in California and make comments on the drug war in America. Paul reads a news story about strippers at a funeral and says he wants to be buried at the beach, while Dave wants his wake to resemble a circus. Dave and Paul talk about Howard Stern and Siruis Satellite Radio and Bubba the Love Sponge. Dave talks about his microphone stand being a bottle of Jack Daniels.