Episode 10 - Pee Flavored Mayo

Sunday, June 22, 2008 10:32 AM

The show opens with a quick discussion of the heat wave that has hit the Californian coast. Paul reluctantly announces the Mayo Eating Contest Qualification Round. Since no contestants came forward willing to participate in the much talked about Mayo Eating Contest, Paul decided to play the "Um Game" with a little twist- every time someone says the word "um" that person takes a bite of mayonnaise.

Paul starts off with a few "ums" and easily downs some mayo, as Ken announces that he's found a female contestant willing to compete in the Mayo Eating Contest. She will challenge the winner (or rather, the loser) of today's qualification round.

Paul and Ken briefly go over the history of mayonnaise. Ken is more quiet than usual, not wanted to have to eat any mayo. David slips up a few times discussing Nick Hogan's mom Linda's 19-year old boyfriend, and the status of John Graziano, who was severely injured in Nick Hogan's car crash.

Paul introduces the artist of the week- a local blues singer and guitarist named Coyote Slim. You can check out him and his dirty, delta blues style at www.coyoteslim.com

After the break, Paul's girlfriend Nichole takes the score-keeping duties away from David, after Paul cited a conflict of interest. The gang decides to let Nichole keep track of the 'um' usage and at the beginning of the next segments, each contestant will have to eat as many scoops of mayo as required.

In a failed attempt to get Ken on the scoreboard, Paul begins the Tips from the Bong segment. With everyone unwilling to become too talkative, Paul plays a new prank call, and an old prank call from the last show.

Paul offers David the opportunity to explain a mysterious voice mail he left on Paul's voicemail the night before, which scores David another half-dozen scoops of mayo. Next, Paul asks David to read today's weather report, doing his best to get David to fuck up.

David's Rant is next and the gang discuss the R. Kelly trial, Coyote Slim, the Fuck This List, and the final results of the Mayo Contest Qualification Round are announced.

All that and more on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment!

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