Episode 9 - The World is Drowning in Pee

Saturday, June 07, 2008 11:50 PM

The world is drowning in pee as Paul begins the show by announcing that P.E.E. has officially gone International, boasting listeners in Iraq, China, Norway, Mexico, the U.K., and many other countries.
David explains the speeding ticket he received on his way to the studio today and Paul reads an email from a listener named Ya in China, who has some very definite opinions about China's One Child policy and the over-population problem in the U.S. Paul, David and Stoney K seem to agree with the Ya's opinions, and discuss the population problem in America and the state of Health Care, Fast Food, and Mass Marketing, encouraging everyone to read George Orwell's masterpiece, 1984.
Paul gets pissed about a California measure that passed the State Senate giving landlords the right to ban cigarette smoking in apartments, but is glad that alcohol will never again be prohibited in this country. The gang come up with a great drinking game to play on the air for the next show.
The Band of the Week is introduced. STRIKKEN, a heavy metal band from Ohio is plugged ruthlessly throughout the show.
Extreme pornographer from California, Max Hardcore (www.maxhardcore.com), was tried and convicted in Tampa Bay, Florida for his "obscene" pornos, and P.E.E. views this as a slap in the face to the First Amendment of the Constitution.
Ask a Stoner- Tips from the Bong is introduced as a new segment on the show, with Stoney K giving his pothead advice to questions asked by the listeners.
The second segment ends with Paul playing a few of his recent prank calls. He expected to catch shit for poor pranks, but David and Stoney K give him A's and B's on his phoney phone call report card.
David gets his chance to rant in the third segment and bitches about old women writing checks at the grocery store and about people who simply cannot drive. This leads the gang into a very heated discussion about Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, who was recently jailed for wrecking his 1000-horse power Toyota Supra and nearly killing his 'best friend' John Graziano, who had a large portion of his skull removed as a result of Nick's recklessness and will spend the rest of his life as a vegetable. Paul play's some audio clips of Nick Hogan making phone calls to his parents from jail, where he bitches about his tiny cell and how he expects to make a lot of money with a new reality T.V. show once he's released from prison. The gang all agree that Nick Hogan should get anally raped while in prison. Paul talks about his infamous Fuck This List and promptly adds the Hogan Family to that list.
The show ends with a discussion about upcoming contests such as the Mayo Eating Contest, Man vs. Geo, and the Highway 1 Pub Crawl.
All that and more on this new episode of Pure Evil Entertainment!
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