Episode 11 - Sitting Down to Pee

Sunday, July 06, 2008 1:15 PM

Pure Evil Entertainment is back with a brand new episode for July 5th. Paul opens the show with a quick chat a couple of info-mercials: The Magic Jack and the video of the guy selling Samurai swords. As usual, Stoney K is having problems speaking into the microphone and never says more than two words at a time.

The Artist of the Week is local talent Deep End Ant (www.myspace.com/deependant). A mix of eccentric beats and lyrics, Deep End Ant hits home, and hits hard. Check out his myspace page and add him as a friend.

Paul reads some listener emails. One listeners claims that the results of last episode’s mayo challenge were falsified, and David agrees. Paul, however, stands by the official decision. The crew recap last episode’s mayonnaise eating and introduce the Mayo Eating Contest Final Round.

Carrie, a super-fan from Santa Clara, California is in the studio as the show’s first Challenger. Calling David a pussy, Carrie is confident she can finish an 8oz jar of mayonnaise faster than David. Though she won’t play the game topless, Carrie is a great sport and swears that she has no abnormal mayonnaise fetish. Paul starts the official Mayo Timer and the contestants begin chowing down. Download the show right now to hear this hilarious segment and find out the results of the Mayo Eating Contest.

After the contest, the cast discusses Nick Hogan and John Graziano (the kid who had half his brain removed thanks to Nick Hogan) and say goodbye to George Carlin who died of heart failure in Los Angeles. Paul plays clips of his favorite Carlin bits and the gang discusses their favorite comedians. Beth, the official Pure Evil Entertainment Studio Wench brings drinks and makes sandwiches for the cast members, as the gang tries to come up with the next eating challenge.

In his usual Hitler-eque manner, Paul orders David to read the news and weather, then plays sound effects over the entire thing, throwing David’s bad grammar and reading skills even further off the mark.

Paul tries to introduce the Tips from the Bong segment, but to no one’s surprise is having computer problems. David improvises the theme music playing a Hootie and the Blowfish song for Stoney K. Paul and David discuss music while Ken smokes more pot. Stoney K’s one word answers to the listener’s questions blow the bit to hell, and evoke a lot of ball-busting from the rest of the cast.

Things get a little weird in the last segment with David’s Prince Albert making an appearance.

Cock Rings, Mayonnaise, Nazi’s, and a whole lotta pee, only on Pure Evil Entertainment!

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